Audi Driver's amongst the worst on the roads

In my limited driving experience there is one constant being repeated each time I go out for a little drive. It is the experience of learning an Audi driver is an arsehole. They like to be in front, and use their faster cars to exceed speed limits and dominate the public roads. They think nothing of cutting across the front of another driver, have no regard for the indicators which to them must be like occaisional christmas lights.

Did you know Audi is short for Arsehole!

Well it's true. I wonder when it was Audi drivers became these Arseholes, I mean was it the time they bought their car, or was it before they bought it? Perhaps something akin to a teeth fairy came along took out the reasoning part of their brain and noticing there was an arse transplanted a bit of arse where they'd normally think. There can be no other explanation for it. For the Audi driver it is a race to see if they can get in front and to see how many people they can piss off. There's swastickers they line the interior of their cars with. One for every hundred other motorists they can piss off. They go so fast you'd be surprised how quickly those stickers mount up. It's also why their cars have higher insurance groups.

Are Audi drivers the kind of people who have a personality change when they get behind a wheel? I once knew someone like this, in the workplace he came over as reasoned and eloquent, but put him behind the wheel of a car and all he did was swear profusely. Mind it may well be because he didn't drive an Audi he swore so much. Perhaps he was frustrated with the Audi's which kept overtaking him.

I recall decades ago when taking driving lessons with a fat instructor. He weighed so much when climbing a hill I had to put the car in second gear, the car just kept getting slower and slower, it was the only way it would make it to the top. But it might of been him what said it, or someone else because my memory is a little fuzzy. They said, when driving somewhere it is about getting there safely not fast and it's better to be late at your destination than early to hell. Where, there may well reside quite a few Audi drivers no doubt.