Boring BLOGs

While searching for BLOGs to read, one thing kept popping up and becoming an annoyance. It was other people's BLOGs which were basically about their own family or children, particularly with pictures. It would be here is a picture of my little baby, oh she/he is so beautiful, they had four shits today and I spent the whole afternoon making funny faces at her/him just to see them smile. Hey, just so you don't have to miss out I've added a link to the bottom of this post and you can see them gurgle with delight on YouTube.

I have no doubt BLOGs of this nature should go to an automatic BLOG junk yard. Who bothers reading them. I can now spot one from a hundred paces. I see them through squinted eyes and as fast as a western gun slinger my index finger hits the mouse button to carry me on to another blog. One which I hope is more interesting and captivating. Only for it to be by some middle aged woman going on about how she spends her days making quilts, and looking after her 15 cats, 4 birds and 2 hamsters. There used to be 3 hamsters, but the cats ate one. Someone save me. Someone make the equivalent of a BLOG bullet so I can shoot it and see them drop down into a deep dark hole never to re surface again. Someone build an intelligent search engine attached to blogger.com which knows exactly what I dislike and makes sure those tedious life sapping time wasters are no finding their entertainement from my vomit response. Give me something cerebral, maybe something witty, maybe something with life.

Alternatively shoot me, shoot me and hope to high heaven (if it exists) I never come back as a boring BLOG.