Cameron was desperate for sex, because his missus just had another headache. So he walks out of Downing Street looking for a prostitute.
On the corner of Soho he finds three prozzies: a blonde, a brunette,
and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, "I am the Prime Minster, how much would it cost me to spend some time with you? The blonde
replied, "Two hundred pounds."
To the brunette he posed the same question, and she replied,
"One hundred pounds."
He then asked the redhead the same question.
The redhead replied, "Look Dave, if you can raise my skirt
as high as my taxes..... get my knickers as low as my wages... get that thing of
yours as hard as the times... keep it as high as the gas and electric prices... keep me
warmer than my bedsit... and.. screw me in private the way you do in public,
then believe me Dave, it ain't gonna cost you a penny.
Wow says Cameron "economic fiscal recovery is working in the hand of Osborne."
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